Drew and Badway return from cover-story computer sales jobs to bring you another episode of The Last Row Podcast, this time covering the 1994 classic True Lies. The guys break out the sodium amytal to fact check serious statements such as ‘This is Jimmy Cameron’s best movie’ (False), ‘This is Bill Paxton’s best role’ (True), ‘Harry Tasker put the entire country at risk in order to save his marriage’ (True), and ‘Henchmen on skis are effective shooters’ (VERY False). When we tell you this is a great episode, you’re just going to have to trust us.
We’ll see you again on Thursday, February 11th for our next episode.
Use your magical golden tickets to hop inside The Last Row Podcast Studios, and join Drew and Badway as they fondly remember the Arnold Braunschweiger classic, Last Action Hero. The facilities aren’t quite as urine soaked as Nick’s Theater, and not quite as many whores and drug addicts, but we promise to NOT saddle you with an annoying, whiny, horrible-acting child sidekick. Be prepared for about 10 minutes of discussion on the movie, and 45 minutes of tangents and digressions!
The Last Row Podcast takes you back to school as they explore the movie world of Kindergarten Cop. Drew and Badway go deep undercover to analyze Arnold’s odd chemistry with women, his shoddy detective work, and his irresponsible teaching tools. The guys also rate bad guy Cullen Crisp (The Final Boss of the Internet) on the villain scale, re-write the entire plot, and play a game of “Who is your action star, and what does he do?”
In part one of our two-part Holiday Special, Drew and Badway relive the seasonal “classic” Jingle All The Way. Hot topics include: The world’s worst USPS employee (if he really works for them, anyway), the countless guy code violations made by Phil Hartman’s character, and raise questions as to how busy a mattress selling Arnold can truly be on Christmas Eve. They also discuss deadbeat dads, golden underwear-clad sidekicks, and induct Hartman’s “Ted” into the Creep Hall of Shame. Additionally, the guys reminisce about their own personal Turbo-Man gifts and other holiday surprises and disappointments from their past. Put your cookies down and enjoy the show!