In Episode 69 of The Last Row Podcast, Drew and Badway occupy the same space, at the same time, to analyze the JCVD fan favorite, Timecop. Topics include: gratuitous nude scenes, secret pregnancies, convoluted villain plans, roller coaster time machines, and post-time travel psychological counseling. The guys also talk about the actual plot of the movie for maybe 3 minutes.
Use your magical golden tickets to hop inside The Last Row Podcast Studios, and join Drew and Badway as they fondly remember the Arnold Braunschweiger classic, Last Action Hero. The facilities aren’t quite as urine soaked as Nick’s Theater, and not quite as many whores and drug addicts, but we promise to NOT saddle you with an annoying, whiny, horrible-acting child sidekick. Be prepared for about 10 minutes of discussion on the movie, and 45 minutes of tangents and digressions!
It’s time for another Nic Cage episode of The Last Row Podcast! Drew and Badway give their take on the unfriendly skies of Con Air. Topics include: Cage hair, bad accents, prison fathers, and much more. The guys also compare and rank the best all-time airplane movies, and finish with some listener mail.
There’s no getting around it. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is a terrible movie. That doesn’t stop The Last Row Podcast from having some fun with it! Drew and Badway spend about a minute discussing what went right and about 50 minutes discussing what went wrong, ultimately devolving into a conversation about how the movie compares to the production quality of an “adult film” parody of itself. Things go downhill from there. Prepare yourself. Things get Toasty.
Drew and Badway get an “F+” in attendance when it comes to putting out episodes of The Last Row Podcast lately, so the guys put in a little extra credit with an extended look at the 90s action/thriller The Substitute. Is Tom Berenger a sloppy fighter? Is running drugs through a school really a good plan? Is Juan Lacas an effective gang leader? Why did Marc Anthony look so sickly in this movie? Can you do a love scene with a woman in a full leg cast? So many questions. Take notes, there WILL be a test!
This week the guys bring you a detailed breakdown of all things Point Break. Adrenaline junkies Drew and Badway are talking Gary Busey’s awful surveillance tactics, Johnny Utah’s flimsy undercover back story, and Bodhi’s outlook on life. Other topics include: ID’ing a perp via butthole, surfer etiquette and their attitudes towards outsiders, an “is surfing a sport?” debate, and a semi-hot take on the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Finally, the guys answer some burning questions from the depths of the IMDB message boards.
For The Last Row Podcast’s first episode of 2017, Drew and Badway turn to an old friend in Steven Seagal, who IS, in fact, Hard to Kill! We’re talking bad stakeout habits, speedy coma recoveries, penis monitors, Seagal’s love-making techniques, and goons in bolo ties. This episode is great, and you can take that to the bank!
This week on The Last Row Podcast, we take a peek into the window of our future by watching the 1993 classic, Demolition Man. Is freezing the world’s criminals for safe-keeping a good idea for a wussified society? No cursing? No sexual contact? All Taco Bell everything??? Drew and Badway are skeptical. Other topics include: Leaders dressed as Popes, Denis Leary bullying people into buying Ford trucks, timecist behavior towards thawed men, and a possible solution to the Three Seashells riddle. Be well!
Avoid the voodoo curse by listening to The Last Row’s episode on Steven Seagal’s classic, Marked For Death! Drew and Badway are talking ponytails, poor attempts at voodoo curses, jackets with animals on them, and the effectiveness of threatening a doctor to make sure your niece doesn’t die. Other topics include: Jimmy Fingers and his friend in the closet, Screwface as an all-time villain, bad guy lairs, movie bone snaps, and how Seagal killed Screwface 6 times. The episode wraps up with a game of “Seagal Direct-to-DVD Movie Title or Classic Hip-Hop Album?”
The Last Row Podcast turns thirty episodes old! Drew and Badway celebrate by discussing and enjoying the Cage/Travolta masterpiece, Face/Off! Key topics include: that weird face-touch move the Archers do, Castor Troy’s villain box of goodies, the absurdity of using a Wilhelm Scream on a toe shot, preserving Travolta’s face in a bowl of water, and pointing out the OBVIOUS reason why a wife could tell her real husband isn’t in bed with her. Eventually, the guys get serious and analyze the number one rule of surviving a Mexican Standoff, question the accuracy of moviebodycounts.com, and argue whether a speedboat or an airplane is a better getaway vehicle.