Revenge is on the mind of The Last Row Podcast, as Drew and Badway analyze the 1991 Steven Seagal cult classic, Out For Justice. The guys are talkin’ Seagal’s offensive Italian/New York accent while disrespectfully wearing his grandpa’s military attire, comparing crack induced rage to Jim Carrey’s “Mask”, why documenting your own adultery with a drug lord’s girlfriend is not a great idea, and the logistic difficulties of using polaroid cameras in the bedroom. Also, Seagal beats up a bunch of scumbags in a basement bar.
On this week’s episode of The Last Row Podcast, Drew and Badway drop in on the underrated 90s Sylvester Stallone flick, Cliffhanger. While there is some talk of the action and John Lithgow’s awkward villain turn, the guys mainly break down the first 10 minutes of the movie. Who was at fault for the girl dying? Stallone??? Rooker??? Old Man Frank??? Other topics include noob tubes, Nintendo Virtual Boys, and getting yourself kidnapped by a chopper pilot in mid-air.
In this special edition* of The Last Row Podcast, Drew and Badway rapid-react to the new 4-hour “Snyder Cut” of Justice League, recently released on HBO Max. The guys discuss the benefits of streaming releases, the pros and cons of giving directors artistic freedom, movie length, the slippery slope of fan influence on filmmaking, and a brief breakdown of the differences between the Snyder Cut and the “JOSStice League” cut of 2017. The guys also put Steppenwolf through the Villain Scale.
*DISCLAIMER: this podcast is NOT 4+ hours long, despite Drew’s original vision. Badway stripped him of his artistic freedom.
Drew and Badway return from cover-story computer sales jobs to bring you another episode of The Last Row Podcast, this time covering the 1994 classic True Lies. The guys break out the sodium amytal to fact check serious statements such as ‘This is Jimmy Cameron’s best movie’ (False), ‘This is Bill Paxton’s best role’ (True), ‘Harry Tasker put the entire country at risk in order to save his marriage’ (True), and ‘Henchmen on skis are effective shooters’ (VERY False). When we tell you this is a great episode, you’re just going to have to trust us.
We’ll see you again on Thursday, February 11th for our next episode.
In Episode 69 of The Last Row Podcast, Drew and Badway occupy the same space, at the same time, to analyze the JCVD fan favorite, Timecop. Topics include: gratuitous nude scenes, secret pregnancies, convoluted villain plans, roller coaster time machines, and post-time travel psychological counseling. The guys also talk about the actual plot of the movie for maybe 3 minutes.
Use your magical golden tickets to hop inside The Last Row Podcast Studios, and join Drew and Badway as they fondly remember the Arnold Braunschweiger classic, Last Action Hero. The facilities aren’t quite as urine soaked as Nick’s Theater, and not quite as many whores and drug addicts, but we promise to NOT saddle you with an annoying, whiny, horrible-acting child sidekick. Be prepared for about 10 minutes of discussion on the movie, and 45 minutes of tangents and digressions!