This week on The Last Row Podcast, the summer of sequels series rolls on, as Drew and Badway unearth the 2001 adventure sequel, The Mummy Returns. The guys dissect the resurrection of a lovesick Imhotep, the ethics of tomb raiding in modern times, list the worst possible getaway vehicles, and call out the dubious parenting skills of Rick and Evie. Plus, they rate Imhotep 2.0 on the patented Last Row Podcast Villain Scale.
This week on The Last Row Podcast, Drew and Badway break down Jason Statham’s high-octane 2006 action thriller, Crank. The guys discuss all-time name Chev Chelios’ countless methods of keeping his adrenaline pumping to stay alive, from snorting bathroom floor coke to public love making and everything in between. Additionally, we learn that adrenaline = seeing yellow, why directing duos need to grow up and make their own movies, and you can’t be mad at a hitman for killing, he’s just doing his job. It’s just business.
This week on The Last Row Podcast, Party Men Drew and Badway sit next to Dennis as they discuss Eli Roth’s 2003 cult classic, Cabin Fever. Topics include Sweet Lou, 2003-ass wardrobes, quarantining friends in a dilapidated shed, Marcy’s canoeing skills, and shaving her skin off in the bathtub because “that’s all she knows”. Plus, they explore the nuances of negotiating butt crack screen time and salute an all-time side character, Deputy “Party Man” Winston.
This week on The Last Row Podcast, Drew and Badway find themselves locked up in the brutal world of 2003’s In Hell, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Lawrence Taylor. The guys dissect the grim and gritty reality of life in a Russian gulag, and delve into Van Damme’s transformation from an everyman steelworker to a slick-backed prison warrior. Plus, they debate the practicality of faking a disability to avoid conflict, more jailhouse bathroom etiquette, bad moth CGI, and the consequences of riding the bus to prison in a Space t-shirt
Just in time for Halloween, The Last Row Podcast place their bets on the ultimate horror movie matchup, Freddy vs Jason. Among many random topics, Drew and Badway discuss “2003-Ass-Movies”, stunt boobs, Freddy looking for respect, and Jason having no idea why Freddy is fighting him.
Drew and Badway would never fast-forward through a recording of The Last Row Podcast, unlike Adam Sandler’s all-time selfish and “bad dad” character in the 2006 fantasy Click. Alongside analyzing a top tier bad father and husband, the guys discuss breaking business deals out of spite, why 2nd husbands are always better, and why you should lie to your spouse for the good of the marriage.
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